Sally showed up one day, perched on a little post at one of the Paddock Mall kiosks.
I tried to flirt with her a bit but got no response.
Finally, I asked her name, thinking that might break the ice. Still nothing.
But the owner of the kiosk said, and not in a nice manner, "Her name is Sallie Manny-Quinn. Now bug off, she doesn't want anything to do with you, you old *&%#@!."
Well, poor old Sally doesn't know what she's missing, does she!!! Ah, no one likes those stuck-up broads!! Thanks for the giggle on this gray and rainy day!! Have a great weekend!!
ReplyDeleteI hope Lois Anne doesn't hear about this flirtation!
ReplyDeleteThe effect made for a nice shot.
ReplyDeleteLOL Lowell! Great capture, and I love your humour. :)
ReplyDeleteman tries the woman decides
ReplyDeleteSounds like Sallie Manny-Quinn is 'too cool for school' to me ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo that's what you've been doing on your hiatus----
ReplyDeletesuch disappointment!
Miz Sallie is so smart.
MB
You made me LOL! Very cool post, Lowell.
ReplyDeleteShe looks pretty stiff to me. And that kiosk owner even stiffer. 'Guys just want to have fun.'... too!
ReplyDeleteWell!! That's charming I'm sure.. Never mind Lowell we all love you :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like she's pretty darn rude!
ReplyDeleteA very quiet lady...
ReplyDeleteYou have me laughing at this one. Sallie appears to be the quiet type and her boyfriend sounds a little too possessive.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness you're up to no good L.!!!! :-))
ReplyDeleteHah! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteWell she spells her first name correctly. I don't know many who do that name right. Maybe she was named for her grandmother too, like I was.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to polish up your routine, buddy. I have had some very deep conversations with mannequins.
ReplyDeleteI've found those window model types to be stiff and aloof anyhow. She looks like she's made of the same stuff. I don't think that talking is in their job descriptions. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo sorry she ignored you, Lowell! How rude!!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't sound like a friendly bunch! I think you should shop elsewhere...
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