Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Words of Warning?



These words were found in an ice cream shop in Clermont, Florida.

23 comments:

William Kendall said...

An attack waitress should never be underestimated!

Sylvia K said...

Oh, I love these!!! Thanks for the giggles this afternoon, Lowell!! Just what I needed!!

Lois said...

I love them all! I think I may have experienced a few "attack waitresses" from time to time.

Jack said...

Whoever owns this place has a profoundly bad attitude. I would get out of there as fast as I can.

magiceye said...

Loved the notices!!

Taken For Granted said...

The ice cream better be excellent. Had to chuckle at these signs. Don't believe they have an Attack Waitress. It is an empty threat like, Beware of Dog.

Kay said...

I agree with Jack. It sounds to me like the bad attitude is on the house side of the equation. I like ice cream but usually ice cream shops are happy places.

Halcyon said...

Funny signs. But they don't make the place seem very friendly.

LOLfromPasa said...

Brilliant! They all made me laugh!

Andy said...

Donald Trump owns the place... right?

Francisco Manuel Carrajola Oliveira said...

Excelente trabalho fotográfico.
Um abraço e continuação de uma boa semana.

VP said...

Considered the average customers almost everywhere, I guess these are fully justifiable leaflets!

EG CameraGirl said...

I'm laughing but I probably would not get an ice cream there. ;)

Sharon Anck said...

I love it...ice cream with some attitude!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I think my fav is "I can only please on person a day etc...' I would not have been surprised to see these in Ireland somewhere :)

Kate said...

Well, I wish that they would tell us how they REALLY feel! PS. I left a message for you on my post today.

Bibi said...

Well....their ice cream may be good, but the signs sure don't make you feel welcome.

Tanya Breese said...

haha we have a little local place that his similar signs posted :)

cieldequimper said...

They're funny! And I think I could make the pleasing only one person a day my motto!

RedPat said...

I love the Hours Open sign! That is attitude!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Somebody's got themselves an attitude! I've seen some of those, but never all in one place at once... she really wants to get her message across... no nonsense. Was the ice-cream good?

Laura. M said...

A good claim are those boards for announcements !!
Un abrazo.

stardust said...

“Prices may vary according to customer’s attitude.” is welcome. I like to get an ice-cream with lower price by behaving well.

Yoko

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