The seagull soaring from the sky
Saw the funky pelican
And laughed and laughed
And then it laughed
some more
That pelican, said the gull,
Is such a funny-looking bird
It cannot sing, it cannot soar...
So cook it in a frying pan
The pelican got really mad
Went to work, made a plan
I'll grab the mouthy, ugly gull
With my great big beak
I'll make it pay, I can, I can,
Hell yes I can
For I'm a feisty pelican.
And the gull was never seen again.